When I was a kid, there was a (very short) point in time when the McDonald's in my town ran some sort of a Chinese food promotion. I don't remember the finer details, but I very vividly remember two things:
1. There were fortune cookies.
2. This is where I learned to use chopsticks. In fact, I can remember the exact seat I was sitting in as I read the instruction on the paper wrapper around the wooden chopsticks: hold one between your thumb and index finger and hold the other like a pencil.
I've mentioned this to a handful of people over the past several years -- starting to wonder if I had imagined this. Sure enough, no one seems to have any idea what I'm talking about. I've also spent far more time than I'd care to admit scouring the internet for evidence of this taking place.
I raise my head high and look down my nose upon the doubters as I present to you the Chicken McNuggets Shanghai Taste Adventure.
My eyes aren't what they used to be, but if I'm reading the fine print correctly, this is from 1986.
God bless ImRemembering.com for bringing this quest to an end.