Eat It, Mother Brain

I've got this coming week off of work for spring break compliments of a job in public education and I certainly don't want to let the days pass by void of any meaningful accomplishments. In an effort to ward off complete and total laziness this week, I've been making a mental list of things that I'd like to accomplish during my time away from work. I'm very proud to say that I have already checked one major accomplishment off this list.

Ladies and gentlemen...faithful FASTE readers...it took me over twenty-five years...but tonight...

I beat Metroid.

Eat it, Mother Brain.