Ya'll sound like a set of bookends.
[Illustration by Xavier Payne]
Instead, let's focus on the importance of this day (June 12) in history as it was on this day in 1970 that the Pittsburgh Pirates' Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter while under the influence of LSD.
Here's my man Todd Snider with his take on the event.
For those of you with Netflix, there's an excellent documentary about Dock Ellis available to stream called No No: A Dockumentary. Check it out sometime.
The Summer of Tim continues...